What’s up, y’all? Tonight, we’re taking it back to the summer of 2006, when humanity peaked as Tom Cruise did the Yung Joc dance on live television — it’s been all downhill from there.

Tracklist:

Busta Rhymes – Legends of the Fall Offs
Lil Wayne, Freeway, Willie the Kid, Detroit Red & Juice, & DJ Drama – Cannon
Rick Ross – Hustlin
Rick Ross, Jay-Z, & Young Jeezy – Hustlin (Remix)
Mobb Deep & 50 Cent – Creep
Obie Trice – Cry Now
Young Dro – Shoulder Lean
Yung Joc – It’s Goin’ Down
Young Capone – What It Iz
Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, & Lil Jon – Go To Church
DJ Khaled, Paul Wall, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, & Pitbull – Holla At Me
Cam’Ron & Max B – You Gotta Love It
Young Buck & D-Tay – You Can Get It Too
Ludacris & I-20 – Jump Off the G-4
The Pack – Panty Droppers
Shawnna – Gettin Some
Shawnna, Ludacris, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, & Pimp C – Gettin Some (Remix)
Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Punch, Lea, & Bash – Grillz
50 Cent – Stop Cryin’
DMX, Styles P, & Jadakiss – It’s Personal
Big K.R.I.T – Pushin’ (Freestyle)
Micall Parknsun – Starving Freestyle
Pac Div – Brand New
Jurassic 5 – Future Sound
The Gift of Gab & Motion Man – The Art of Riding a Beat
Buck 65 – What Grace Means
Outkast – Idlewild Blue (Don’t Chu Worry ‘Bout Me)
The Roots & John-John – Livin’ In The New World
Fashawn – Science of a N***a
Pharrell – You Can Do It Too
Field Mob & Ciara – So What
50 Cent & Mobb Deep – Outta Control (Remix)
Samuel L. Jackson – “I’m sick and tired of these mutha f***in snakes on this mutha f***in plane” clip
J Dilla & Common – E=MC2
Samuel L. Jackson – “I’m sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane” clip

BONUS
Tha Dogg Pound & Snoop Dogg – Cali Iz Active
Chris Brown & Ransom – Yo! (Desert Storm Remix)
Papoose & Jae Millz – Ridin Dirty (Remix)
Papoose & Beanie Sigel – Murder Rate
Method Man & Redman – Walk On
Kool Keith & Chino XL – Freestyle
Stack Bundles – Talking All That
Red Cafe, Fabolous, & Paul Wall – Bling Blao Pt. 2
Boot Camp Clik – … But Tha Game Iz Still The Same
Inspectah Deck – Get Down With Me
Raekwon – Brown Paper Bag
Zion I & Raashan Ahmad of Crown City Rockers – Count It Down
Saigon – Saigon Sings the Blues
Dr. Octagon – A Gorilla Driving a Pickup Truck
The Game – Dear Mr. President

See y’all next time!

What’s up, y’all? The odes are back, this one focusing on the summer of 2016, when the simulacrum started to break down and everyone was angry about the all-women Ghostbuster reboot that you forgot so upset/impassioned you so many years ago. Funny how it all works, eh?

Tracklist:

Michael Christmas – Get Up
Slim 400, YG, & Sad Boy Loko – Bruisin
ScHoolboy Q & Jadakiss – Groovy Tony/Eddie Kane
Gucci Mane – First Day Out Tha Feds
21 Savage & Metro Boomin – No Heart
YG – Who Shot Me?
Nipsey Hussle, Mozzy, & Young Thug – I Do This
Chris Orrick – Club Privilege
DJ Khaled & Drake – For Free
Wale & Cam’Ron – B****es Like You
Derin Falana – West
Casey Veggies – Choose Up
Kodak Black – Purp
Frank Ocean – UNITY
PARTYNEXTDOOR & Drake – Come and See Me
Bones – AwayFromKeyboard
Post Malone – Hollywood Dreams/Come Down
Joey Purp, Saba, & theMIND – Cornerstore
Hodgy Beats – Hunger For More
Khary – Mutiny
Atmosphere – The S**t We’ve Been Through
Ugly Heroes – Can’t Win For Losing
Big K.R.I.T – Real Friends
Noname – Casket Pretty
Earl Sweatshirt & Knxwledge – Balance
Larry Fisherman & Michael Christmas – GO Fish! Volume 3
KA – Mourn At Night
Frank Ocean – Siegfried
Le$ – 4th Gear (Akira Rain)
Kali Uchis – SABORAMI
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See y’all next time!